“Laaaawd have MERCY! My stomach’s preachin’ and the congregation’s hollerin’ AMEN! Bring them chitlins, collard greens, and rib tips, and don’t come tiptoein’ in here with no little saucer! Pour that grape soda till the ice begs for mercy. Honey, loosen my suspenders and alert the deacon! I’m fixin’ to put this supper outta business!”
— Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) October 21, 2026
“Laaaawd have MERCY! My stomach’s preachin’ and the congregation’s hollerin’ AMEN! Bring them chitlins, collard greens, and rib tips, and don’t come tiptoein’ in here with no little saucer! Pour that grape soda till the ice begs for mercy. Honey, loosen my suspenders and alert the deacon! I’m fixin’ to put this supper outta business!”
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