Here are the 8 job qualifications for being a television journalist:
ā Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) August 2, 2026
1. IQ between 90 and 110. No lower, no higher.
2. Reasonably attractive face and build.
3. Non-annoying voice.
4. Able to read smoothly from a teleprompter.
5. Able to memorize four or five generic lines onā¦ https://t.co/N4aj698vBx
1. IQ between 90 and 110. No lower, no higher.
2. Reasonably attractive face and build.
3. Non-annoying voice.
4. Able to read smoothly from a teleprompter.
5. Able to memorize four or five generic lines on any subject after a few hours study.
6. Can wear stylish clothes without looking stupid.
7. Willing to lie on any subject.
8. Completely lacking a moral compass.It also helps if your parents were big Democrat donors.
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