Folks, I know there’s only four of you in the crowd because of quarantines and whatnot, but I’m so happy you’re here for me introduce my pick for Vice President.
When making this choice I thought back to my childhood in the desperate coal slum of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Our one source of entertainment was the Organ Grinder Man. He’d set up his crank organ in the town square and play Pop Goes The Weasel while his monkey danced and we threw pennies in his tin cup. Remembering that monkey’s energy, charisma, and fundraising ability, I knew who I needed on my ticket.
I’d like to introduce the next Vice President of the United States, Organ Grinder Monkey.
We all knew who he is talking about.
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