It’s only a matter of time before all conservatives decide to unite to destroy academia. Most of us are already based and are working towards this worthy goal. But we’re not quite there yet.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 20, 2026
Sadly, too many of us still look back fondly at college, remembering parties and… https://t.co/CeVa3hVTg1
It’s only a matter of time before all conservatives decide to unite to destroy academia. Most of us are already based and are working towards this worthy goal. But we’re not quite there yet.
Sadly, too many of us still look back fondly at college, remembering parties and football games, and don’t understand that that version of academia – outside the SEC – has completely disappeared as it’s become a nanny-state fascist regime that provides sinecures for authoritarian mediocrities like
@QueenMab87
.When you come to realize the truth, that we’re funding people who want to disenfranchise and enslave us, you’ll join the rest of us in defunding the faculty police and putting these jerks out on the street. And the funniest part is how they’re absolutely incapable of taking even the tiniest action to stop this from happening. Look how she’s wetting herself because she crossed paths with a single conservative in her safe space. They aren’t even smart or flexible enough to embrace tokenism. It’s all or nothing for them, and they’re going to end up with nothing. OK by me.
So as they carry their life's work out of their shuttered office buildings in banker's boxes, crying about how what we’re doing to them is racist and sexist and probably transphobic, be sure to take the time to point and laugh.
It’s those special moments that make life worth living.
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