Nikki's husband was NOT A combat veteran as she stated he was.
First of all, the US Army has a long and illustrious history of recognizing actual combat vets with the honor of wearing the CIB (Combat Infantry Badge).
Yet, for whatever odd reason, nowhere on his uniform do we see the CAB. (Combat Action Badge) Strange, huh?
If for no other reason than I want to, note that then-Captain Haley deployed to The ‘Stan as a member of the South Carolina Army National Guard’s 3/49 Agribusiness Development Team. But now that I take a second look at that picture of him, the more I’m convinced he was attached to Meal Team Six. After seeing his portly profile, I am convinced he is proof that the Army needs SlimFast MREs.
Lard asses aren't generally allowed on a battlefield.
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