What an extraordinary run of bad luck for James Comey.
— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) August 23, 2026
He and Patrice supposedly wandered four miles down the beach, crossed behind a sand dune, and discovered “86 47” perfectly arranged in seashells where nobody else had photographed it, witnessed it, or apparently even…
What an extraordinary run of bad luck for James Comey.
He and Patrice supposedly wandered four miles down the beach, crossed behind a sand dune, and discovered “86 47” perfectly arranged in seashells where nobody else had photographed it, witnessed it, or apparently even breathed near it. Just Mother Nature leaving another spontaneous anti-Trump message for the former FBI director to discover.
Then Patrice searched the meaning of “86,” sent the definition to Jim, and two minutes later his Instagram post appeared.
Pure coincidence, obviously. Beaches work in mysterious ways.
Comey captioned the photo, “Cool formation on my beach walk,” because every retired FBI director innocently stumbles across coded messages involving the president and immediately broadcasts them to the world without giving the meaning a second thought. He later deleted it, professed harmless intent, and summoned the same wounded sanctimony he has dragged around Washington for years.
Now his lawyers insist he merely admired an anonymous person’s clever political criticism. Prosecutors say the geography, device evidence, and complete absence of another witness give them “reason to doubt his story and therefore his overarching credibility.”
Imagine that. James Comey has a credibility problem.
The man who spent years preaching truth, integrity, ethical leadership, and devotion to institutions suddenly needs America to ignore the timeline, the location, the phone activity, and the towering pile of convenient bullshit holding up his story.
Even Sammy the Bull reportedly says Comey had to know what “86” meant.
When a former mob underboss sounds more candid than the former FBI director, the seashells may be the least embarrassing part of the story.
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