Of all the coincidences! In a state run by liberal Democrats who have pledged to keep elections honest, something magical just happened. Over 10,000,000 total votes (with exact numbers not released to the public)Â were cast in California in the November 3, 2026, General Election, and every single one of them added up to the same total!
Think about what kind of magic just happened! Here is a potential list of voters!Â
- Voting in person
- Mail-in votes
- 5 Minute Voters — instant voter registration, then instant vote! (no ID required)
- Dog and Cat voters — covered in a previous article
- Phantom voters
- Dead people voters
- Death Row inmate voters
- Mexican voters
- Military voters — US Military voters included
- Others too numerous to list here
And then the magic happens! POOF! The numbers all total up the same!
Yup, you read that right.
The winners got 53% of the vote.
The losers got 46% of the vote.
But wait! 53 + 46 = 99! OMG!
What about the missing 1%? Another magic trick! Since the winners already won, who needs votes anymore? The counters simply stopped counting. Their candidate had won (before the counting even started). Besides, counting almost all those votes is exhausting, and somebody has to make a pizza run!
Think this is just a bunch of hogwash? Then how do you explain this?
 
 
DON'T WORRY!
The votes were counted by nameless, faceless people with no background check, no home address, and no ID — all to protect their anonymity!
But wait! These votes are protected by the ruling Democrat Party and kept in Democrat vaults, under lock and key! The magic key is held by fewer than five hundred people! And to make these precious votes even more protected, they are scheduled to be shredded and then incinerated — but only for security's sake!
There's a good explanation for all of this…………(waiting)………………
It's magic!
- Did the cheat machine get stuck on 53/46?
- Did it blow a gasket?
- Were the cheat machine instructions written in English while the operator only read Chinese?
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know — but at this point I'm starting to believe in magic! What about you?
Please give the rest of us your opinion in the comment section below, for fellow magicians to read!
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Paper ballots counted by hand with strict audit trail and Transparency. There are nearly infinite opportunities to "affect/effect" the vote in the machines and at third party processors.Â
Our Constitution spells out remedies for this type of eventuality.
WE NEED A PLAN.