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From a guy in Florida :

My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "gunsshould be banned", etc.).

So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party.

The sign wasn't up more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to makeme take down the sign.

Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such action without a court order and that hehad to file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be reviewed by the cityattorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances, whichif there was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending party(me) to "remove the sign in seven days."

After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch)and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made himmadder.

I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and myfriends at the hunt club but that seemed tomake him even more angry.

I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship),any suggestions would be welcome.

Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how about yours?

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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped himacross the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helpedconceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but youfailed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the commondefense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration ofIndependence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger onthe radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel

appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promisedme."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you inHeaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someoneis trying to tell you something!!

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From a guy in Florida : My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.). So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard aft

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