1 I AM YOUR SUPREME GOVERNMENT
Thou shall obey these commandments or forfiet all your properties and your family for me to deal with
in accordance with my wishes and fancy
2 Thou shall accept any bribes of any kind to do my bidding and only then will you be admitted to an exalted
level of my properties
3 Thou shalt not worship the constitution of the United States or of any other entity
4 Thou shall disavow all and any inalienable rights granted to you by anyone
5 Thou shalt not take my name in vain, for those who do so will be exorcised from ths kingdom and all
your worldly possessions shall be confiscated and your family will designated to serve me
6 Thou shalt not bear true witness against me or any of my exalted servants
7 Thou shall steal fom those who resist my proclomations
8 Thou shat not kill any executive proposals that I may make
9 Thou shall covet only those things that I allow
10 Thou shall commit adultery and practice abortion so our land will not become overpopulated
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