Howdy all! So I guess I have found evidence for Juan Williams’ claim that all tea partiers are racists. If you missed it, he was on Hannity with Michelle Malkin and claimed that tea partiers were racists but could not show evidence when asked by Malkin. But Sunday came and proof was made available that must be shared. I, my wife, and our best friend are all racists. We were all out having a sandwich dinner sitting by the Columbia River in Richland WA. Suddenly a trailer detached from a pickup truck right behind us. We saw the trailer spin, screech, hit the back of the pickup before coming to a stop with its hitch tongue pointing upward (load shifted to the rear). The other vehicles did the safe thing and continued to pass. But no, we RACISTS had to go and see if we could help. And darned if it wasn’t an African-American and a Hispanic woman coming out of the truck! To make things worse, they had no idea how to get the trailer hooked back up with the load shifted. Sure, we should have been like the other good citizens and continued on the road. But nooooo! We just HAD to stop. After all we are racists, right? HATEMONGERS!! We even had the gall to ask what we can do! I mean, they could have done well on their own. Well, we stuck are noses and shoulders into it, right alongside of this man and woman. I didn’t even think to ask him if he had a jack in his truck before I so smugly retrieved mine and tried to jack the trailer so we could hitch it back up. He didn’t have one, but I should have asked. I EVEN CALLED HIM SIR! The nerve!! To make things even worse, I didn’t say a single derogatory or prejudice thing to him. I didn’t even ask if he had a hoodie. So, you see, I am a racist. I stopped and helped, but I am a racist; because I am a tea partying kind of guy. Might as well lock me up right now. Someone get Juan Williams on the phone and tell him to come over right away. Fortunately there are a number of citizens of far better character than this trio of which I speak. Unfortunately, at least for Mr. Williams, they are also tea partiers. God bless us all.
This is the day the Lord has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it. ~ Psalm 118:24
Dear brothers and sisters, when troubles come your way, consider it an opportunity for great joy. For you know that when your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow. ~ James 1:2-3
Take care, God bless,
AND STAND WITH ISRAEL!!!
Tom Kiley
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