amidst the seriousness , mind if I offer a bit of humor?…
The 2012 Presidential election was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney
nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot
recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition
seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest
would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin.
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line, and
he had 10 fish.
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just
having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish, and Obama came in
again with none.
That evening the Democrats got together secretly with Obama and said, ”We
think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don’t
bother fishing. Just spy on him, and see just how he is cheating.’
The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the Democrats got together
for the report of how the Republicans were cheating.
Obama said, ”You are not going to believe this … he’s cutting holes in the
ice.”
Tea for the house on me..Cal!
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