America's immigration system is such a catastrophically fucked-up revolving door that a twice-deported illegal alien eventually came spinning back through it with a goddamn asylum approval. Apparently, if you tell the government to go fuck itself enough times, some bureaucratic genius eventually hands you the keys.
Meet Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto, the Honduran national who treated American immigration law like toilet paper.
2011: Entered illegally. Deported.
2014: Came back illegally. Deported again.
2019: Returned for a third fucking round, claimed he was transgender and feared persecution, and discovered the magical combination that finally cracked America's immigration clown show.
2020: An immigration judge granted him asylum.
Holy bureaucratic clusterfuck.
Two deportations, three entries, and a government apparently so determined to demonstrate its own breathtaking stupidity that it finally rewarded the guy with permission to stay.
What the actual fuck is the point of deportation if every removal order comes with an unlimited supply of do-overs?
And then, in November 2026, this magnificent achievement in government incompetence took a horrifying turn.
Gomez-Alberto tried to force his way into the cockpit of United Flight 2174 while claiming he had a bomb. Forty-six passengers and six crew members suddenly found themselves trapped thousands of feet above the ground with a man threatening their safety.
The flight crew managed to contain him, and everyone landed safely.
Meanwhile, the spectacularly incompetent assholes responsible for this immigration fiasco were comfortably on the ground, spared the experience of discovering what happens when government stupidity finally meets innocent people at 30,000 feet.
And now ICE wants him back in custody.
Well, congratulations, you magnificent fucking geniuses! After two deportations, a third entry, six years of asylum, and a terrifying airborne emergency, somebody finally decided this asshole might deserve another look.
How many goddamn chances does our government need to enforce its own laws?
How much taxpayer money gets pissed away playing deportation ping-pong with people who repeatedly ignore those laws?
And how many innocent Americans have to find themselves in danger before the bureaucratic jackasses responsible for this circus face some actual accountability?
Washington built a revolving door, called it immigration enforcement, and kept spinning the bastard through until he landed on an airplane.
The passengers got a bomb threat. The bureaucrats got another day at the office. America got the fucking bill.
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From Deportation to Transgender Asylum to a Hijacking: Another Masterpiece of American Immigration Policy https://t.co/Pilc33IRgg
— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) November 13, 2026
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