HOW TRUE

There was red phone and three former leaders asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. He was informed that the call cost is a million dollars.
Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished she was informed her call cost is 6 million dollars.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
Putin and the Queen hear this and go ballistic. They asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply?
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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