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I KNOW MANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE UPCOMING COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON.

 
WELL, HERE'S  A LITTLE RECAP OF LAST YEAR.........
  
 Alabama beat  Arkansas and Arkansas fired their coach.

Alabama beat Tennessee and Tennessee fired their coach.
 
Alabama beat Auburn and Auburn fired their coach.
 
Then Alabama beat Notre Dame, and the Pope resigned.  
 
Question: How do we get the White House to play Alabama?