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TEN. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

NINE. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

EIGHT. I voted Democrat because I believe Freedom of Speech is fine as long as Liberals are the ones who get to determine what is allowable to be said and what is not.

SEVEN. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

SIX. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a foreign-produced electric car.

FIVE. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion as long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

FOUR. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, social security benefits, and the right to vote.

FOUR A. I voted Democrat because I believe that ACORN, the Black Panthers, and other racist groups should be allowed to register cemetery residents as “legal voters” (for the Democratic Party, of course). And these same groups should be allowed to intimidate voters at state caucuses and polling booths who might be suspected of voting for candidates not approved by them (As happened in the Iowa Democratic Causus of 2008, and in many other places).

THREE. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

TWO. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who could never get their agendas past the voters.

ONE. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.