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This is totally amazing.  Be sure to       read it.  Talk about clever and to the point!

Never heard it put quite like this before

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is       recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a       serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is       due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and       Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent       units.

This defect has been identified as       "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,"  more commonly       known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
     
      Some of the symptoms include:
      1. Loss of direction
      2. Foul vocal emissions
      3. Amnesia of origin
      4. Lack of peace and joy
      5. Selfish or violent behavior
      6. Depression or confusion
      7. Fearfulness
      8. Idolatry
      9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor       at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and       service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has       most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost       of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas       is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

      Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN       through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the       Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
       
      No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus       will replace it with:
      1. Love
      2. Joy
      3. Peace
      4. Patience
      5. Kindness
      6. Goodness
      7. Faithfulness
      8. Gentleness
      9. Self control
       
      Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions       Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without       correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to       dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human       unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.      
       
      DANGER: The human being       units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in       the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as       to

prevent contamination of that facility.       Thank you for your attention!
       
      - GOD 
       
      P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this       important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee       mail'! 
       
      Because HE Lives!