Thank God, Obama is addressing America’s real problems! Oops, can I still say God? If somebody is offended that I said God I want to let you know how sorry I’m not. Speaking of offensive, Obama has finally solved one of America’s greatest problems. We needed to solve these pressing issues, and Obama has finally done just that by punishing the Washington Redskins.
The good news is just like Obama had the IRS audit those heathen conspiracy liars, the Tea Party, he had the U.S. Patent Office rid the world of six trademarks belonging to the vulgar and politically incorrect Washington Redskins. That good old patent office, they really know their business and how to keep America honest and free by punishing evil people like the owner of the Washington Redskins. I’m in favor of that because I was also extremely offended. I’m glad they renamed it to just the “Redskins” because I can’t tell you how much the Word Washington offends me.
Can we can speak freely? I think we should eliminate all English words because I can guarantee you that someone will eventually be offended with each word. For example the illegal aliens, I mean undocumented aliens are offended with all the English words. Just the other day I was in a group of people talking about the illegal aliens at least I think they were; they all spoke in Spanish. Occasionally they would look at me and laugh. I could understand a little but they became irritated because I would ask questions when I didn’t understand. One on them became exasperated with my constant questions and finally told me that I needed to learn Spanish so I could communicate will Americans. I was a little upset so I called Hillary Clinton to ask for help and she yelled at me, “What difference does it make?” I realized that when she and Obama speak that I actually understand Spanish better than the tricky English words they speak. I guess we should start learning sign language. Is speaking in sign language offensive?
Now that Obama has confronted this critical and important item maybe he can use a little time to consider menial items like Benghazi, VA killing Veterans, NSA, DHS taking out Americans, IRS losing emails(so how do they do their job), Obama arming drug cartels and the Muslim Brotherhood, every American left behind, Radical Islam attack on Iraq, and Obama Care-less. Oh, heck, what difference does it really make? Obama made the right decision after this Redskin ordeal. He went golfing.
As a side note the U.S. Patent Office recently accepted some nice trademarks for shirts: Figgas over Niggas (gosh what does that mean?), Kraut Kap, and Dago Swagg among others. Personally I hate being politically correct. People should be able to say what they want and you have the right to not listen. It’s odd those derogatory words were approved but “Redskins” is evil. If you don’t like it buy a Cowboy shirt. I wonder if “Cowboy” is offensive. I’m sure it is when the Redskins play them. Obviously, Obama took time from world affairs to have “Redskins” removed. This was definitely more important than helping Iraq’s new democracy. But if he interfered with Iraq it would make his friends in the Muslim Brotherhood mad and you can’t have that. What a waste of time for the leader of the free world; or is it free?
Just think how much Obama has accomplished; we are rid of Redskins, he forced an old white racist to sell his NBA team, and making all those illegal aliens more comfortable than our evil Veterans. What a leader!
Anyway I’m relieved Obama addressed this critical name calling. I wonder what would have happened in Benghazi, or the Lois Lerner IRS problems, even the massive illegal alien invasion, and the Iraq debacle (unless it was planned), if Obama had done his job as quickly as he did against the horrendous “Redskins.” Thank God Obama is our president. Or is that Allah? Sorry, I don’t want to be attacked by the PC Police.
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