Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly
Listen not to those right wing extremists who warn you, you might die
My Web is soft and silky and it will make you feel so good
to feel that you are tolerant toward spiders who are so misunderstood.
I've made this into a gun free zone so you need not fear such things
and pay no heed to what those bigots say for a spider never stings
See this shiny hammer and this sickle colored bright red
It means that you are safe with me in the protection of my web
I love all insects equally and embrace them all in loving care
so come near for I can't hold you close if you're flying in the air.
Conspiracy theorists say falsely that I have a poisonous bite
but Spiders and Flies can be brothers once you have seen the light.
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