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Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy

Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.

He

 told the Cardinal that Nancy

 Pelosi would be attending the next day's

Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the

congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman,

 and there are

issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's

views."

Pelosi's aide

 then said,

 "Look, I'll write a check here

 and now for a

donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation

you see Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the

money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday

worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the

center aisle.

As promised, at the start of his sermon, the

 Cardinal pointed out

 that

Speaker Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While

Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered

among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are

contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends

 to flip- flop on many other

issues.

Nancy Pelosi is a petty,

 self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a

nit-wit.

 Nancy Pelosi is also a serial

 liar, a

 cheat, and a thief. I must

say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally

witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the

American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative

obligations both in Washington, and in

 California. The woman is

 simply

not to be trusted."

The

 Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama,

Nancy Pelosi is a saint."