ST. NANCY PELOSI
Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy
Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.
told the Cardinal that Nancy
Pelosi would be attending the next day's
Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman,
and there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's
"Look, I'll write a check here
and now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation
you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the
Cardinal pointed out
Speaker Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered
among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are
contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends
to flip- flop on many other
Nancy Pelosi is a petty,
self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
Nancy Pelosi is also a serial
cheat, and a thief. I must
say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the
American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington, and in
California. The woman is
not to be trusted."
Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama,
Nancy Pelosi is a saint."