A FANTASY
A few days ago;
Prez Obama: What are we making up about the Repubs today?
Jay Carney: I did it the last time, ask the Veep!
Prez Obama: Joe, you got something?
Veep: nah, I want some more marihuana. Whose got some?
Eric Holding: Let me check my pockets?
Yeah, here is Acapulco gold... Good stuff.
He lights it up and it goes around to everybody once.
Eric: man I miss Hillary. She had the best zingers.
Jay: she sure rocked those pants suits, didn't she?
Prez Obama: what are we closing today?
Jay: You're scheduled to tell some people that "Republicans are Satanists." I think that's in Louisiana somewhere?
Prez Obama: How about "the Debt is nothing to worry about?"
Jay: You said that last week Barry.
Prez Obama: I asked you not to call me that. Only Michelle and Hillary could.
Prez: I got one, I got one, how about, "Americans will lose there homes if we don't get a clean CR!
Jay: Can't use that, we gave that to Harry!
Prez: Pass that toke back to me. My best stuff comes when I'm shitfaced!
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