The Mark Levin Lexicon
Levin holds disdain for the mainstream media and the politicians who pander to them. He often likes to refer to them in a derogatory and humorous way. It is Levin's style that distinguishes himself from other radio personalities.
`New York Times = New York Slimes,
`Washington Post = Washington Compost,
`Associated Press = Associated Depressed,
`Huffington Post = Huffing...ton Puffington Compost
`ABC News = ABC Snooze,
`CBS News = CBS Snooze,
`MSNBC = MSLSD
`Face the Nation = Deface the Nation
`Meet the Press = Meet the Depressed
`Morning Joe = Morning Schmo
`Countdown, with Keith Olbermann = Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite
`Hardball with Chris Matthews = Screwball on Screwball, Chris "I'll have another drink" Matthews
`Bill O'Reilly = The Non-Factor
`Rachel Maddow = Rachel Madcow
`Glenn Beck = The Backbencher with Tourettes
`Tom Brokaw = Tom Broke-jaw
`Tim Russert = Mr. Potatohead
`Cris Collinsworth = Cris Collinsworthless
`David Letterman = David Letterdork, The Buck-Toothed Moron
`MediaMatters = The criminal operation known as Media Matters, MediaDoesn'tMatters
`American Civil Liberties Union = American Criminal Liberties Union
`National Organization for Women = National Organization for Women Who Look Like Men, National Organization for Really Ugly Women
`Chuck Schumer = Chucky Schmucky Schumer
`Nancy Pelosi = Stretch Pelosi
`Barbara Boxer = The Dwarf Senator
`Dick Durbin = "Little Dick" Durbin
`Howard Dean = Dr. Demento Dean
`Hillary Rodham Clinton = Hillary Rotten Clinton, Her Thighness
`Bill Clinton = BJ Bill Jefferson Clinton
`Ted Kennedy = The Cape Cod Orca, FatTed
`Joe Biden = The Dumbest Man in the Senate, Plugs Biden
`John Kerry = John "D-Student" Kerry
`John McCain = John McLame, John McPain
`John Murtha = Lardass
`John Dingell = John Dingleberry
`Harry Reid = Harry "The Body Odor" Reid
`Lindsey Graham = Goober, Lindsey Grahamnesty
`Lincoln Chafee = Lincoln Chafing
`Dianne Feinstein = Dianne Frankenfeinstein
`Mary Landrieu = Mary Landfill
`Barney Frank = Barney's Frank
`Kathleen Sebelius = Kathleen Silly-us
`Jim Webb = Jim Melonhead Webb
`Arnold Schwarzenegger = The Jerkinator, a moron in two languages
`Rahm Emanuel = Al Capone
`Barack Hussein Obama = Barack Milhous Nobama, Barack America
`Al Franken = The Spiteful Troll
`Henry Waxman = The Crypt Keeper
`Olympia Snowe = Olympia Snowe-job
`Arlen Specter = Arlen Spectacle
`Colin Powell = Colon Polyp
`Ron Paul = RuPaul
`Jesse Jackson = Jesse Jerkson
`Al Sharpton = Al "Not So" Sharpton
`Jeremiah Wright = The Wrong Reverend Wright
`Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Yabba-Dabba-Doo
`Harry Belafonte = Harry BelaCommie
`Oprah Winfrey = Oprah Windbag
`Matt Damon = Matt Demon
`Ben Affleck = Ben AFLAC
`George Clooney = George Looney
`Michael Savage = Weiner Nation
`Don Imus = I'm-a-Wuss in the Morning
`Jon Stewart = Jon Stewart AKA John Leibowitz AKA Jon Stewart
`Steven Colbert = Steven Cole-BERT
`Moderate Republicans = RePubicans, RePubics
`EPA = Soviet Protection Agency
`Michael Bloomberg = Michael Bloomturd, the man that opposes salt on your food and on your streets
`Mike Huckabee = Hucka-a-Phoney
`Donald Trump = Donald Chump
`Steny Hoyer = Stimpy Hoyer
`Russ Feingold = Foolsgold
`Chris Wallace = The Flake
`Chuck Hagel = Schmagel
`Bill Maher = Short, stupid, white-comedian guy
`Charles Krauthammer = Charles Krautheimer
`Warren Buffet = Warren Buffét (as in the culinary term)
`Chris Christie = Krispy Kreme Christie
Levin holds disdain for the mainstream media and the politicians who pander to them. He often likes to refer to them in a derogatory and humorous way. It is Levin's style that distinguishes himself from other radio personalities.
`New York Times = New York Slimes,
`Washington Post = Washington Compost,
`Associated Press = Associated Depressed,
`Huffington Post = Huffing...ton Puffington Compost
`ABC News = ABC Snooze,
`CBS News = CBS Snooze,
`MSNBC = MSLSD
`Face the Nation = Deface the Nation
`Meet the Press = Meet the Depressed
`Morning Joe = Morning Schmo
`Countdown, with Keith Olbermann = Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite
`Hardball with Chris Matthews = Screwball on Screwball, Chris "I'll have another drink" Matthews
`Bill O'Reilly = The Non-Factor
`Rachel Maddow = Rachel Madcow
`Glenn Beck = The Backbencher with Tourettes
`Tom Brokaw = Tom Broke-jaw
`Tim Russert = Mr. Potatohead
`Cris Collinsworth = Cris Collinsworthless
`David Letterman = David Letterdork, The Buck-Toothed Moron
`MediaMatters = The criminal operation known as Media Matters, MediaDoesn'tMatters
`American Civil Liberties Union = American Criminal Liberties Union
`National Organization for Women = National Organization for Women Who Look Like Men, National Organization for Really Ugly Women
`Chuck Schumer = Chucky Schmucky Schumer
`Nancy Pelosi = Stretch Pelosi
`Barbara Boxer = The Dwarf Senator
`Dick Durbin = "Little Dick" Durbin
`Howard Dean = Dr. Demento Dean
`Hillary Rodham Clinton = Hillary Rotten Clinton, Her Thighness
`Bill Clinton = BJ Bill Jefferson Clinton
`Ted Kennedy = The Cape Cod Orca, FatTed
`Joe Biden = The Dumbest Man in the Senate, Plugs Biden
`John Kerry = John "D-Student" Kerry
`John McCain = John McLame, John McPain
`John Murtha = Lardass
`John Dingell = John Dingleberry
`Harry Reid = Harry "The Body Odor" Reid
`Lindsey Graham = Goober, Lindsey Grahamnesty
`Lincoln Chafee = Lincoln Chafing
`Dianne Feinstein = Dianne Frankenfeinstein
`Mary Landrieu = Mary Landfill
`Barney Frank = Barney's Frank
`Kathleen Sebelius = Kathleen Silly-us
`Jim Webb = Jim Melonhead Webb
`Arnold Schwarzenegger = The Jerkinator, a moron in two languages
`Rahm Emanuel = Al Capone
`Barack Hussein Obama = Barack Milhous Nobama, Barack America
`Al Franken = The Spiteful Troll
`Henry Waxman = The Crypt Keeper
`Olympia Snowe = Olympia Snowe-job
`Arlen Specter = Arlen Spectacle
`Colin Powell = Colon Polyp
`Ron Paul = RuPaul
`Jesse Jackson = Jesse Jerkson
`Al Sharpton = Al "Not So" Sharpton
`Jeremiah Wright = The Wrong Reverend Wright
`Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Yabba-Dabba-Doo
`Harry Belafonte = Harry BelaCommie
`Oprah Winfrey = Oprah Windbag
`Matt Damon = Matt Demon
`Ben Affleck = Ben AFLAC
`George Clooney = George Looney
`Michael Savage = Weiner Nation
`Don Imus = I'm-a-Wuss in the Morning
`Jon Stewart = Jon Stewart AKA John Leibowitz AKA Jon Stewart
`Steven Colbert = Steven Cole-BERT
`Moderate Republicans = RePubicans, RePubics
`EPA = Soviet Protection Agency
`Michael Bloomberg = Michael Bloomturd, the man that opposes salt on your food and on your streets
`Mike Huckabee = Hucka-a-Phoney
`Donald Trump = Donald Chump
`Steny Hoyer = Stimpy Hoyer
`Russ Feingold = Foolsgold
`Chris Wallace = The Flake
`Chuck Hagel = Schmagel
`Bill Maher = Short, stupid, white-comedian guy
`Charles Krauthammer = Charles Krautheimer
`Warren Buffet = Warren Buffét (as in the culinary term)
`Chris Christie = Krispy Kreme Christie
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