April Fools' Day! Help me find something to make you laugh! I'm trying to think of something so outrageous that you'd believe it's an April Fools' joke, but I'm having trouble coming up with anything!
Here are a few:
- Richest man in the world works for the government for free! Sorry not a trick!
- 600-pound woman runs her scooter into the side of an expensive Tesla in protest! Sorry still not a trick!
- President of the United States what’s to buy Greenland! Still not a trick!
- The President’s theme songs are "Y.M.C.A." and "Hallelujah" Nope! It’s true!
- Trump purchased rounds of smash burgers and Diet Cokes costing $950 but paid in bitcoin at PubKey, a crypto-themed bar in New York's Greenwich Village – Still not a April fool’s joke, it’s true!
- A team of less that 25 people walks into Federal government office and finds $130 billion is hard cash and 1 Billion dollars per day in waste. – Glad it’s not an April fool’s joke.
- Hard core MAGA member passes out million dollar checks in Wisconsin! Sorry it’s true!
And now the craziest trick joke of all……wait for it……..!
- Biggest opponent of Trump and liberal loudmouth Bill Marr get invited to the White House, has dinner with President Trump and Kid Rock and has a great time! Sounds like a trick doesn’t it? Nope! Not a Trick!
- Liberals will someday behave themselves! Got you! Never will happen!
Happy April Fools Day!
Please use the section below to give the rest of use your best April Fools joke or at least something hard to believe.
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President Trump found a legal way and annonced to run for a third term!
Hahaha! But you are correct this is not an April Fools trick!
In the event of a 'declared war' the election process for the Preident of the United States can be suspended until peace is declared!
3rd term? ....how do you spell 'IRAN" 🕌
Do you think we would directly get involved in a declared war with Iran?
Michelle Obama is a woman! ------------ APRIL FOOLS!