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(PatriotHQ) Are You the Perfect Liberal? How close do you fit the ‘Perfect Liberal Model?

Are you enlightened enough, progressive enough and tolerant enough to be the perfect Liberal?

Here’s a story which will bring a tear to your eyes. Ready?

Lets start with a woman (whatever that is) named Patricia. She is transitioning into a man and changing him/her name into Patrick. 

But he/she likes women, so he/she is also a gay/lesbian.

Since he/she was once a woman (yet to be defined, but able to be changed) he/she got pregnant but had a sex change before the child was born, therefore, he/she is now a man who can give birth.

He/she is mixed race of Black and Mexican.

Patrick (A.K.A. He/she) has parents who came from other countries and requested asylum making this person a “dreamer” and made it over the border just in time to give birth.

He/she works as a government employee which fights for immigrant homeless rights crusading for the rights of homeless victims to camp in people’s yards because they are “safe places”.

Patrick, He/she has constitutional rights and exercises he/she’s rights to perform partially nude in drag shows on weekends for preschool children.

Also he/she donates time to work at a ‘safe drug use center’ passing out needles and samples while “buying votes” from the doped up people in these “government sanctioned opium dens”. OMG!! What could be more democratic than this!

Also, he/she often joins in peaceful demonstrations in downtown cities and have learned the art of:

• Cop car torching
• Window breaking
• Shoplifting
• Citizen punching
• And best of all profanity screaming.

All these outstanding skills are well defined on he/she’s resume which was used to get her government job!

Patrick drives an electric car, has an ALL electric home (paid for by section 8 housing), has solar and wind power (paid for by a government Block-Grant) , and all Patrick’s products are made by communist Chinese children,

……such as:

• Samsung Smart Phone
• Nike Shoes
• Gap Outer Wear
• Target Kitchen and furniture items
• Apple Watch
• BMW – Auto BMW i3 eDrive35L

Patrick, he/she knows oil and gas are evil and America must share their national wealth with the rest of the world and bring the Colonial racist America to it’s knees for the greater good.

Patrick also knows he/she will receive a reparation check soon because of the evils which were done to people of color and being part black qualifies he/she for a check even through him/her ancestors didn't come to America until 2018.

• He/she knows Trump and Putin best buds.
• He/she knows without a doubt the voting system is “flawless.”
• He/she knows Trump “started a riot” and tried to overthrow the government on January 6
• He/she knows Hunter Bidens laptop is filthy “Russian propaganda.”
• He/she knows US/Mexican border is “secure and safe”.
• President Biden is agile and tough enough to be a strong leader of the free world.
• John Fetterman is on a secret mission being dispatched direct from the Oval Office and because Fetterman’s mission is so important America may never know how significant Fetterman’s contribution was.

Finally, He/she (Patrick) pledges allegiance to the Ukrainian flag, one democracy indivisible with liberty and justice for some!  

 Do you fit this remarkable profile? Are you a taking the highroad of the Liberal enlightened and progressive life style?

...or you a smelly Walmart shopper, drinking tea and owning a gun?

What is your decision?