BIDEN HAS BEEN DIAGNOSISED WITH SOMETHING BAD! President Joe Biden is fighting to the end to protect democracy but Covid has forced him on to the sidelines. OMG! Democrats were shocked and dismayed but somehow mustered the courage to forge ahead without sick Joe. Somehow, someone will step forward to fill those big shoes!
Symptoms: His ‘Doctor’, reported Biden is currently experiencing mild symptoms, nothing to worry about! A few of the mild symptoms include a runny nose, gagging cough, hallucinations, memory loss, diarrhea, puking, sweats, chills, uncontrollable farting, turning green, spitting, uncontrolled bowel movements, skin peeling, spewing snot, hair loss, loss of sight, deafness, skin rash, uncontrollable urination, burning anal passage, inflamed nipples, possible tooth loss, vomiting green bile, sign of possible leprosy and worst of all the loss of democracy protection.
This unforeseen despicable disease has compelled the president to cancel a vital campaign Hispanic appearance in Las Vegas, prompting concerns about his capacity to sustain the demanding pace necessary for a triumphant re-election effort. However, the Hispanic voters were heard to say: “We won’t miss him”
Despite the diagnosis, Biden maintained a positive attitude, assuring reporters he was feeling well as he boarded Air Force One but some were concerned he would puke on his aids infecting them with his vile and discussing disease.
This incident is likely to increase the level of scrutiny surrounding Biden's health and his capacity to carry out the responsibilities of going potty, uncontrollable public urination and of the presidency. It could potentially have an impact on voter confidence and the momentum of his campaign but he and his aides are counting on hitting the ‘jackpot’ by getting the sick and diseased vote!
One of the Democrats were overhead to say: “We can elect him no matter how sick and decrepit he is!”
DON’T WORRY Kamala Harris is ready to step in as President if called on, relieving the Democrat Party. The Progressives now have nothing to worry about with Kamala at the helm!
Final Word: Everybody realizes this is satire, right? ………or is it…….
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From the perspective of the New World Order, Joe Biden has been an excellent president. In fact he’s far exceeded all expectations.
He managed to jam a multitude of rules, regulations, and mandates down Americas’ collective throat during the contrived “Plandemic”. Joe was able to transform his executive orders into unwritten laws granting ‘Big Government’ the power to lock down the citizens at its discretion by simply creating another imaginary crisis.
He was able to force Russia into a self preservation attack on Ukraine. The cost of that in money and hardware will undoubtedly end up in the hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars.
He was instrumental in confirming the absurdity that Hamas was able to infiltrate the world’s most sophisticated defense system using hang gliders and tunnels. That has given Americans’ the dubious privilege of paying for two wars at the same time. And, as an added bonus, the potential for World War III is now a distinct possibility.
He has managed to complete the weaponization of the federal government against its own citizens. That also includes the ‘Lawfare’ being used against his political opponents.
He was able to ‘close the deal’ on the theft of some of the worlds most sought after real estate in Maui. The disappearance of up to two thousand children was also an integral part of that atrocity. That deal was very impressive in that it only cost the taxpayers $700 for each family destroyed in the Lahaina fire.
He has also been able to put a ‘Tranny’ of one type or another into several key positions in government as well as the military. Mental illness is now in control of our country.
He has been a driving force in installing DEI as the determining factor for employment. We no longer get the most qualified individuals; we now get people that are ‘the right color’.
It would be a disservice to Joe if I didn’t mention his termination of the keystone pipeline. The brilliance of that move alone enabled America to become dependent on foreign oil from a country that hates us and has now stopped trading in American petro-dollars.
These are just a few of Joe’s “accomplishments” the rest are too numerous to list here, but I think you get the idea.
Just imagine what another four years of Joe would or could be like.
Steve, I know this is satire, but the White House is in real trouble which means America is in deep trouble. Trump must win for all of us and the world!
There is no favorite symptom, they all are horrible, but you missed one, cowardness. Biden will not be brave enough to step aside, lead or admit he didn't do right to America.
He is a coward and I have no time for losers.
Don't worry the real Biden has been vaccinated....he won't turn RED.
What your favorite Biden Symptom? Mine is: "......possible leprosy" 🤣
Just put on your blindfold open Pandora's Box and grab one.
I'm sure "Hyena Harris" is ready, my wife's nick name for her. I just want to know, where the hell is his mask. Weren't we required or Ordered to wear them?
Tim, exactly this is why Trump can fix America and put it back on track.
No body likes her is true. Down Town Willy Brown, the former Mayor of SF and Kamala were an article. Ole Willy had a great time with Kamala after hours. That is how she ever got the job of State Attorney General. If she is the best the Dems can come up with to replace Biteme, Trump will win in a hugh landslide.
She would get far less votes than biden, nobody likes her
dementia is fighting to destroy democracy not protect it!!!!! The devildemocommiecrats, their Pravda/Goebbels fake news propagandists, and the hollywood elitists are lying to try to preserve their power play structure!!!!! I WILL NOT fall for their lies, I know exactly what they want; personal wealth and power over We the People who they want to enslave!!!!!!!!!!
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