The fat-cats have no shame as they fill their coffers with the loot they pilfered from their misled and confused minions.
No Kings Days, No Kings Marches, No Kings Rallies, all filled with No Kings hats, t-shirts, and swag sold at double retail to the bewildered masses of blind patrons.
It’s like this. In the ever-spinning carousel of leftist outrage, some tunes just refuse to fade out. Enter the "No Kings" protests—a spectacle that's less about revolution and more about keeping the donation machine humming. If you missed the earlier rounds, don't worry; most folks with jobs, families, and a basic grasp of reality did too. But for the progressive faithful, these gatherings are like a lifeline, a chance to pretend they're part of something bigger than their echo chambers. And guess what? The show's getting an encore in 2026, courtesy of Our Revolution, the Bernie Sanders-spawned outfit that's mastered the art of turning idealism into a perpetual fundraiser.
It all kicked off with an email blast from Our Revolution, breathlessly declaring, "The Next No Kings Day Is ON – We Need You to Power It." Translation: Send money now, or the revolution fizzles. The message is a masterclass in vagueness, ramping up the hype without pinning down an actual date. Just fork over the cash, comrade, and trust the process. They're "going ALL IN" for 2026, promising to stoke the flames of discontent well into the new year because nothing says "grassroots" like a coordinated plea for funds from a well-oiled political machine.
Let's rewind to the "glory days" they tout. Back in June, they claim 5 million souls flooded 2,100 actions nationwide. By October, that ballooned to 7 million across 2,700 cities. Impressive, right? Except these figures have all the credibility of a late-night infomercial. Remember the "Fight for $15" crusade? Organizers swore it was sweeping the nation, and compliant media outlets parroted the lines without a shred of verification. Pre-event press releases hyped the exact numbers as post-event recaps—because why let facts get in the way of a good narrative? News isn't about what happened; it's about crafting the illusion of momentum.
Break it down: 2,700 events mean about 54 per state. Did you spot any? I caught a glimpse once, a ragtag crew of sign-wavers on a corner, decrying Trump and billionaires while blissfully ignoring their own shadowy backers like George Soros. No irony there, folks. These aren't organic uprisings; they're subsidized sideshows, where the "mutant march" (as in, the fringe elements of the left) gets propped up by deep pockets.
And speaking of pockets, the email's real punchline is the relentless begging for "resources." Apparently, emailing lists and posting on forums are high-cost operations. Standing on a street with a poster? Budget-busting. Why can't these true believers foot their own bills? If the cause is so noble, shouldn't the passion be enough? But no, Our Revolution insists on "recruiting, training, and organizing" to swell the ranks. Training for what, exactly? Chanting in unison? Holding signs without typos?
Why the endless shakedown? What does it say when "grassroots" requires astroturf funding to hire attendees? It's less a movement and more a con, with the fundamental goal being to sustain the organizers' salaries.
The progressive drumbeat—be it on wages, climate, or whatever flavor of the month—keeps thumping because it's profitable. As long as the donations flow from well-meaning suckers (and bigger fish behind the scenes), the "No Kings" charade will lumber on. Into 2026 and beyond, the mutant march will continue, beating that broken drum until the last check clears.
Final Word: Please don’t stop the No Kings events. We want them to run out of money, become fatigued, and discouraged just a few weeks before the elections!
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What a bunch of losers! They are being played like a cheap fiddle!