Flip-Off Congress – Elect QAnon Shaman

jacob-angeli-chansley-20231111.jpg?itok=dIC5oROf&profile=RESIZE_400xIf the Dems can elect basement browser Sleep Joe Biden and Frankenstein John Fetterman maybe, just maybe we can elect someone only half as bad! Yup! Jacob Chansley the "QAnon Shaman" wants to throw his horns hat into the ring! The exciting part is he just might win! OMG!

Radical QAnon supporter seeks to infiltrate Congress in Arizona in a shocking turn of events, the notorious QAnon Shaman has recently declared his intention to run for Congress in the state of Arizona. This announcement has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, raising concerns about the growing influence of fringe conspiracy theories in our democratic system.

In a shocking twist, Jacob Chansley, the notorious "QAnon Shaman," has made a bold move by announcing his candidacy for Congress as a Libertarian representative in Arizona. In a stunning turn of events, Republican Debbie Lesko has announced her decision to step away from seeking re-election in Arizona's 8th Congressional District. This unexpected move has sent shockwaves through the conservative community, leaving many questioning the future of the district and the Republican Party's stronghold in the region.

Chansley became infamous for his attention-grabbing attire during the January 6th demonstration, where he boldly stood out amidst the crowd of protesters. Unapologetically shirtless, his face painted, and donning a flamboyant headdress adorned with horns, Chansley made a statement that couldn't be ignored. Additionally, he proudly waved the American flag, firmly attached to a spear, while passionately expressing his views through a powerful bullhorn. OMG!

Nevertheless, the so-called QAnon Shaman, a self-proclaimed figure of the controversial movement, has faced legal repercussions for his actions during  pivotal day. Jacob Chansley, the notorious figure who gained notoriety for his role in the events of January 6th, has finally faced the consequences of his actions. Charged with the serious offenses of "knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority, and with violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds," Chansley has now pleaded guilty to a felony charge of obstructing an official proceeding. This admission of guilt further solidifies the fact Chansley actively impeded the lawful functioning of our government on  fateful day.

In a stunning display of leniency, Jacob Chansley, the notorious Capitol Hill rioter, was handed a mere 41-month prison sentence in November 2021. However, it is important to note  this sentence was further reduced to a paltry 27 months, as he was conveniently transferred to a Phoenix halfway house in March 2023.

Yet the left lunatics burn down cities, deface the White House and rob the donors of millions but a Patriot visitor walks through the Capitol building and bang! Busted! It is a disheartening reminder of the double standards that seem to exist when it comes to dealing with individuals who align with certain political ideologies.

In a surprising turn of events, Chansley, the notorious figure associated with the QAnon movement, attempted to sway public opinion during his sentencing hearing. In a feeble attempt to distance himself from his extremist beliefs, he expressed what he claimed to be remorse and even renounced his QAnon moniker.

Furthermore, he went as far as issuing a public apology, trying to build a narrative surrounding his actions and making no excuses!  

Final Word: His outrageous action may just be the trigger most Americans have been looking for! Brave, strong, love of country and just a little strange! PERFECT!   

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  • I have been rethinking this post. I think he should run as a Republican (..and I'm not one of them) He would have a better chance of winning and he MAY get some Repub money! He can carpet-bag and run against Rubén Marinelarena Gallego. He is running for Senate which could vacate his seat! Jacob Chansley/QAnon Shaman has time to change is registration, relocate to that district and file for a Congressional run! ........and still have time to be a Shaman foot-in-mouth

  • Except for Trump he would be my choice, at least he cares about America

  • He would certainly have my vote if I lived in AZ. I will also vote for our real President, Donald Trump. Biden is a fake, no way did the imposter win the 2020 election fairly. The only way Democrats win is by fraud. FJB and the left.

  • .....he sure has more to offer than Hobbs...

  • I VOTE IN AZ; I VOTE FOR CHANSLEY!

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    LOL!!! Great article! I wish Jacob Chansley a.k.a. QAnon Shaman the best! He has guts! I give him that! BUT I don't want to disappoint anyone but I flip-off Congress everyday not just when I'm going to vote for Jacob! Everyone should try it, it's so freeing! 

    • You  know Bob, you are a nutcase, right? But you are also correct. Jacob is always welcome here! 

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