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Today Kamala stepped back into the political mess to pronounce her decision about running for California governor. Kamala took the stage, and the crowd of 3 and her personal reporter were there, and an irreverent hush fell across the tiny audience holding their breath for Kamala to utter her final decision.

The reporter from a small town blog in Wisconsin took notes for his column and now podcast of the Back-Porch Gazette. While a few were hoping a representative of Kamala’s donor base would show up, they were almost disappointed to hear the last donor came down with a bad case of head lice and couldn’t show. He is now under doctors care.

The reporter, with no press credentials, asked Kalama the three-dollar question. Kalama, are you going to run for governor in the 2026 election?

Stunned and confused by such a deep and profound question, Harris gathered her thought and gave a very clear and concise answer: Governor’s race? Which state?

Immediately, the reporter jumped into the verbal volley to clarify his question. He said in a distinct and clear voice, California.

Now Kamala’s reduced attention limped into action: she responded in the type of voice she developed when she was vice president and Biden’s intimate aide. She said, “What?” Once again the dazed reporter restated his question as the empty hall grew strangely silent.

Oh yeah, the governor's race, California, 2026, At that moment, she was able to draw upon all her training as a Democratic leader. Kamala, in her name-brand personality and tight-fitting shoes, gave the long-awaited answer for her plans for the governor’s race.

With a raspy voice she cackled her infamous horse laugh and said in a half laugh-half belch, “I’m pooped out.’ (laughing her trademark donkey laugh) “In that race if I run, I WILL be running because running means putting one foot in front of another, so to run. (Pausing, catching her breath, she continued) The governor is an important person and MUST NOT, MUST NOT (screaming those words) ever be thought of as being less or more than Governor!”

It was at this point that one of the three-person crowd accidentally passed gas in a very loud and voluminous manner and then quickly left the empty meeting hall.

Ignoring the social compliment, Kamala went on to close her speech in a direct and powerful manner, knowing full well history was watching.

Pulling close to the microphone She said, “I am not to blow the governor, race because that’s how I got into the house, the white one, and in closing, I want the world to know that the governor’s race of 1926 will have to go on without my candidate.”

Turning to the remaining 2-person audience, she said, “Thank you so much for all the support, but you know you could have worked harder to get me into office and raised more money for me, and now instead I have to apply for a job at Walmart, and how can I do that because I’m too pooped?”

It was at that moment the reporter and the two remaining members of the crowd went out to eat at Denny's, BUT since all of them were over age 80, they rejoiced in their senior discount and pledged to meet again when they get their Trump Tariff Windfall Check!

Final Word: I wish Kamala the best in her new job at Walmart. I just don’t know how long they’ll keep her, but her Trump Tariff Windfall Check will no doubt come in handy.