The California race is getting more interesting by the minute. Many voting citizens have a difficult choice to make either watch paint dry or listen to more Kamala Harris word salads.
In the latest episode of Californiaās long-running political soap opera, a new poll finds former Vice President Kamala Harris comfortably beatingā¦absolutely nobody in particular. Yes, you read that correctly; Harris is trouncing a hypothetical unnamed Republican in the imaginary 2026 governorās race.
According to the University of California, Irvine, apparently with nothing better to do, 41% of Californians declared theyād rather see Harris back in office than take their chances with a mystery Republican candidate. Thatās right, a real, living person whoās held the second-highest office in the land is more popular than a theoretical alternative. This is what political excitement looks like in 2025.
Meanwhile, only 29% said theyād roll the dice on Generic GOP Option #4. Another 16% responded with an enthusiastic āI donāt know,ā while 14% bravely admitted they wouldnāt vote at all, presumably because theyāre still hung over from the last decade of elections, while over 81% of the dead voters said they already case their vote for Kamala.
But donāt let those numbers fool you into thinking Harris is riding a tidal wave of euphoria. āThere was more enthusiasm at first,ā sighed Mather Martin, a San Francisco-based fundraiser who once proudly carried the Harris torch. āI think it waned a bit.ā Translation: They blew the budget on balloons too soon.
When asked about her run for governor, Kamala Harris went on the record with an epic response: āIf I run, I will run because running means I have run. This can only happen if I run, so let the future clearly show running is running!ā The Democrat audience was startled by her crisp and deep response to probably the most important question in the room, confusing most donors.
Another donor, whose patience apparently expired sometime during the Biden presidency, was less diplomatic. āKamala just reminds you weāre in this complete s**t storm,ā the donor told Politico, likely while sipping a $28 cocktail in a Silicon Valley bunker. āIāve written so many checks because I knew the Trump administration would be horrible, but now weāre living in a nightmare because of the Democrats. Iām furious at them, truly.ā And somewhere in the distance, a Republican strategist cackled into their iced tea.
Pollsters conducted their research over two thrilling weeks in late May and early June, ringing up thousands of Californians who definitely did not hang up immediately. The first poll surveyed 2,143 adults, who may or may not have been binge-watching reality TV at the time, and it has a margin of error of +/-97.9%. The second poll, covering 2,000 equally ambivalent souls, carries a margin of error of +/-98.6%.
So to recap: Kamala Harris is leading an imaginary opponent in a contest she hasnāt announced, in an election nobody is excited about, and donors are mad because politics is a flaming bag of disappointment on everyoneās porch. But hey, at least we have polling data to prove it.
Final Word: Think Kamala Harrisās run for governor is a joke? Wait till she wins!
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Ā š”the fruits and nuts deserve what they get.
Amen!
The best part about this is that if Kamala becomes the next Governor of California, that will drive the last remaining intelligent person from California, leaving nothing more than pure idiots.Ā With President Trump and his successor in office refusing to fund California's continuous failing and California finally implodes.
If the remaining righteous people would just leave California then God (YHWH) will slip the remainder into the ocean.
Someone could speed it up by "spiking" the San Andreus!!
They are really trying to push Clown Harris.Ā It is hard not to win against an imaginary character.
You are right! How can she claim 'He's lying?'Ā
shes a imaginary candidate so she should be in the leadĀ Ā ill bet she will be dropped out of the race by election day
Either she is over-medicated or they need to up her dose.
yes
California has lost the plot they are insane