Good News: Bidens stash of thousands of top-secret documents doesn’t include nuclear strike launch codes and America doesn't have to worry about the nuclear football, he hides it under the dog bed in the guest room!
Following an extensive investigation spanning a year and casting a shadow over the 2024 presidential election, Special Counsel Robert Hur has concluded no charges will be recommended against President Joe Biden regarding his management of classified documents during his time out of office.
Despite the available evidence suggesting Biden knowingly kept thousands top-secret documents, Hur's report portrays the President as an elderly individual with memory challenges, which raises questions about his level of responsibility.
In other words: ‘Innocent by reason on senility’.
The conclusions of the extensive 388-page report have provided resolution to an investigation closely examined Biden's handling of classified top-secret information, which were found in multiple places, such as the garage, bathroom, back porch and guest room in his residence in Wilmington, Delaware.
Numerous top-secret documents, spanning several decades and dating back to the 1970s, have been discovered, providing valuable insights into Biden's actions during his time as vice president and beyond.
Hur's team pointed out Biden's apparent memory weaknesses during interviews, raising questions about his determination and resolve. Biden's legal team strongly challenged the portrayal of his memory, pointing to the President's numerous responsibilities throughout the investigation period. Many are openly stating “Biden is as sharp as a spoon’!
The decision not to pursue charges against Biden is made in the midst of ongoing legal battles involving top-secret classified documents, highlighting the intricate nature of such cases. Although the investigation has been completed, there are still lingering concerns regarding the way Biden handle sensitive information and the effectiveness of accountability measures.
According to Biden, "This matter is now closed," indicating his intention to shift attention towards governing priorities following the conclusion of the investigation.
Nevertheless, Hur's report has far-reaching implications that go beyond Biden's exoneration, prompting a deeper examination of the complex dynamics of accountability when it comes to top-secret classified information.
Pop Quiz:
Question: Now that Biden has been exonerated from keeping top-secret documents in his garage what will happen to all those files?
Here are your choices:
A. Hunter sells them on eBay to pay for his cocaine habit
B. Biden auctions them off as a fund raiser, proceeds go to his reelection campaign
C. Jill Biden fashions them into papier-mâché hats to give to big donors
D. All of the above.
Please enter your answer in the comments below.
Replies
Yep D!!
I agree, but if Hunter is left alone in Dad's garage all bets are off!
D
I'm watching all the Dem big donors, if they start showing up in funny papier-mâché hats then I know something isn't right!
All the above!
All of the above! But I want a papier-mâché hat to match my tin-foil-hat collection!
Under the dog bed in his case is a relatively safe place...his dogs are viciously dangerous, they bite everybody.
On the serious side........Biden was not president at the time when he took the documents, ONLY the president can take and declassify document all by himself!
Trump had the right to take and could declassify documents but they are going after him for it.....THERE IS NO CASE! While Biden committed an illegal act yet he is not charged for anything because he is mentally not capable making the right decision, but in his mental stupor he is highly qualified to run the country! The inmates are officially running the asylum!
D - All of the above.
All of the above but I suspect this is what the paper papier-mâché hats will look like:
All of the above, BUT I want a papier-mâché hat!