Ever wonder how things can get so screwed up. Is it a lack of communication? Consider the following story…..
In the beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the faces of the Workers
And they spoke unto their Group Heads, saying:
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh".
And the Group Heads went unto their Section Heads and sayeth:
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof' ..”
And the Section Heads went unto their Managers and sayeth to them:
"It is a container of excrement, and it’s aroma very strong,
. Such that none here may abide by it".
And the managers went unto their Director and sayeth unto him:
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it’s fragrance is very powerful".
And the Director went unto the Assistant Deputy Minister
and sayeth unto him:
"It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful".
And the A.D.M. went unto the Deputy Minister and sayeth unto him:
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and
Efficiency of the Department, and this area in particular".
And the Deputy Minister looked upon the plan,
And saw that it 'was good’.
And this is how a crock of shit becomes policy.
Now you might wonder how something like the above can actually take place. Well consider the following story…….
When the human body was first made, all of its parts had a meeting.
They all agreed there had to be a leader, a boss, to make sure everything ran smoothly.
First the brain spoke up saying he should be boss cuz he coordinated every function.
But the heart objected saying if it wasn't for him constantly pumping life's blood to every part, nothing could happen.
Then the lungs interjected, "I should be boss cuz I supply the oxygen necessary for the blood to be viable.
"Wait a minute," responded the liver. "I make sure the blood and other vital fluids are healthy constantly cleansing them of toxins and poisons.
Even the spleen extolled it should be boss cuz he was the one who actually manufactured enough blood so the body could function.
This went on and on with the arms, legs, kidneys, stomach, eyes, teeth and all the other parts putting in their arguments why they should be boss.
Then when all thought the debate was over, the "asshole" boastfully bellowed, "I demand to be boss!"
Upon hearing that, all the other body parts broke out into loud laughter at that "absurd" idea.
Taken aback by that harsh rebuke of his demand, the asshole puckered up refusing to participate in any more discussion.
Soon the brain became dizzy and feverish.
The heart struggled to keep pumping.
The lungs found it increasingly difficult to draw in much needed air.
The arms soon hung limply to the side.
The eyes blurred.
And so it went with every part of the body.
And emergency meeting was called. And soon all capitulated for the sake of the whole.
So that's how the "asshole" became the boss.
Now I know you think this was all meant to be funny, but is it really???
The reason that we have such shit policy is because assholes are in charge. It time for them to go. Remember, shit flows down hill.
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Hello Tea Party Patriots...
Here is my story. When Heard President Obama state that we were no longer a Judeo Christian Nation...I woke up.
1. I did my homework through Wallbuilders and The American Heritage Series. Then I completed two online courses through halearn.com/Heritage Academy/American Constitution and Government Part I and Part II.
2. I put my papers into a book and was able to get it published through Authorhouse.com. Dr. W. Cleon Skousen published The Five Thousand Year Leap: A Miracle That Changed The World. His book is easy to read and brought the confusion of politics into clear focusw. Dr Skousen said many times that the Founder's success formula would solve nearly every problem we have in America today. Really? Can any knowledge be more helpful to the rising generation of Leaders in America? The purpose of my book, The Writings of an American Mother in 2010: Principles of the Founding Fathers and Current Issues...planting the seeds of Leadership is to encourage people to review our past, our history as a country, the 28 Principles of our Founding Fathers and how they relate to current issues...then develop your own viewpoint through critical thinking and doing your own homework...becoming an Active American Citizen!
3. I sent a hardcover copy of my book to 40 high profile people.
4. I created a web page for my book, www.maryaeli com , which offers a view of the book or you can go to amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com
5. A Youtube Video was created for my book as part of a 200,000 email campaign. You can view the video at YouTube/Writings of an American Mother in 2010.
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