By Rachel Alexander
7/2/2011
FIRST do you know what ANWR is?
ANWR is the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
TSA SLOGANS
The TSA: Providing gainful employment
to sexual predators since 2009
Can’t see London, Can’t see France,
unless we see your underpants.
It’s not a grope; it’s a freedom pat.
If your lover is lacking in foreplay, come fly by us!
We always get to second base on the first date.
Security thru nudity!
We’ll touch you here, We’ll touch you there,
We’ll even fondle your derriere
Hickory dickory dock, give us a chance
and we’ll grab ur – you get the idea
Have a grope and a Smile
We rub you because we love you...in that special way
Nuts, butts, and scanner sluts. That's the way we roll.
You get on. We get off.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
Going out west? We’re going down south.
Lift your sack…for freedom?
Perverts for peace.
TSA: Where Touching Your Junk is Not Just a Job,
It's an Adventure
TSA, we bring repressed memories to life.
Announcing the new TSA Club Card;
Every 12 pat-downs gets a reach-around!
Remember the couple who snuck into the White House with no credentials?
!Well, they're still there!
Judging by President Obama's remarks and media coverage,
the No. 1 topic on Americans' minds nowadays is the awful
oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Not!
Gallup finds terrorism remains the top concern.
But it has now been joined by -- Hello, big Democratic spenders
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid -- the exploding enormity of the
federal deficits. And here's the midterm election year political
problem for both of these Democrats: Republicans are viewed
as better at handling both of those concerns.
ABC News finds voter frustration at the boiling point.
The number of Americans approving of ...
... their local House member has dropped below 50%
for the first time since Bill Clinton's first midterm elections in 1994.
Anybody remember which party named Republican seized control
of both houses of Congress that year for the first time in four decades?
Voter approval of Congress is now at 26%, down 18 points since the
same Democrats took majority control of both houses in 2007.
As a Public Opinion Strategies memo notes here, Americans' perception
of the economy has actually weakened in the last two months.
And predictably they are turning to the federal government's top talker for
the blame; 44% of the country approves of Obama's handling of the economy
while 53% disapprove.
The even better news for Republicans is that the GOP has increased its
lead on the so-called generic congressional ballot this month.
That is, which party's candidate are you most likely to vote for on Nov. 2?
Republicans now lead Democrats by nine points, 44-35,
The Harris Poll has an interesting new survey out on how 2,503 Americans
rate 16 elements of life in their country. Large majorities give positive ratings
to America's science and technology (75%), its Constitution (70%),
quality of life (66%) and even its overpriced colleges and universities (65%).
The more education you have, the higher you rate these categories.
However, the healthcare system (33%), public schools (32%) and the
economic system (28%) don't get rated very well.
Incumbent Alert: You'll never guess which sector gets the worst rating
from Americans: Political (23%).
Some interesting wrinkles within, though. There's not much difference
among Republicans, Democrats and independents on many segments.
However, America's civil rights get better ratings from Republicans (70%)
than Democrats (53%); equality of opportunity (65% GOP, 47% Democrat)
and the environment (61% GOP, 37% Democrat). Only 19% of Republicans,
however, rate the system of government highly, while 33% of Democrats do.
The good polling news for Obama is that after 17 months of hope and change,
less than half of all Americans (47%) approve of his overall job performance in
the White House.
The bad news for Obama is, despite his nationally televised professed readiness
to consult experts on whose "ass" to kick over the slick mess, way less (40%)
approve of his handling of the nation's worst environmental disaster ever,
One other piece of good news for the ex-state senator.
It is true that a significant majority of Americans disagree with him and approve
of Arizona's tough new illegal immigrant legislation and wish their state would
do the same and blame Obama's federal government for porous border security
with Mexico. All that's true.
However, the good news for the Democrat is that if the 2012 presidential election
was held today, Obama could defeat Arizona's Republican Gov. Jan Brewer.
No one's never talked about her running. And he wouldn't beat her by much (44%-39%).
But Obama would still win. So that's gotta make him feel good these days.
La Raza Has Called For All Of It's Partners and Associates
To Join In The Boycott Of Arizona.
Below is a list of La Raza's major partnerships:
The National Council of La Raza invites our
member corporations large and small and Hispanic
entrepreneurs to join in its mission to empower
current and future generations of Hispanic Americans.
We encourage individual Hispanic entrepreneurs to
become an NCLR partner as well. Partners like you
have firsthand knowledge of the hard work and dedication
it takes to achieve the American Dream. We would deeply
appreciate your involvement in our institution and welcome
your membership participation.
The Companies and Organizations Supporting La Raza
Allstate Insurance Company
American Airlines
American Express Company
AstraZeneca
AT&T
Bank of America
Bridgestone Firestone
Trust Fund
Cardinal Health
Caterpillar Foundation
Catholic Healthcare
West Chevron Corporation
Citigroup
The Coca-Cola Company
Comcast Corporation
ConAgra Foods, Inc.
Coors Brewing Company
Cox Communications
DaimlerChrysler
Corporation Fund
Darden Restaurants Foundation
Eastman Kodak Company
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
Fannie Mae
Ford Motor Company
General Mills, Inc.
General Motors Corporation
Hallmark Cards, Inc.
Harrah’s Entertainment
Hess Foundation, Inc.
J.C. Penney Company, Inc.
Johnson & Johnson
Kraft Foods, Inc.
The Kroger Co.
Lowe’s
McDonald’s Corporation
The McGraw-Hill Companies
Mercedes Benz
Merck/Schering-Plough
MetLife Foundation
MGM Mirage
The Microsoft Corporation
Miller Brewing Company
Morgan Stanley
Northrop Grumman Corporation
PepsiCo, Inc.
Prudential Financial
Qwest Communications
Rockwell Automation
Schering-Plough
Schneider National
Sears, Roebuck and Co.
Sodhexo
State Farm Insurance Companies
Time Warner Inc.
United Parcel Service (UPS)
Verizon Communications
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
Waste Management, Inc.
Wells Fargo
Wilmer Cutler Pickering, LLP
Xerox Corporation
Institutional Corporate Partners
The National Council of La Raza (NCLR) recognizes
those corporations that have invested in NCLR’s long-
term strategic efforts with multiyear, multimillion-dollar
commitments, including NCLR’s 'Empowering An American
Community Campaign.'
The Allstate Corporation
Bank of America
The Coca-Cola Company
Citigroup
Fannie Mae
Freddie Mac
Ford Motor Company
General Motors Corporation
MBNA Corporation
PepsiCo Foundation
The PMI Group, Inc.
State Farm Insurance Companies
UPS
Univision
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
Corporate Programmatic Supporters
NCLR depends on our corporate partners for a variety
of programmatic support in areas such as Education,
Community Development, Health, Youth Leadership
Development, Civil Rights and Advocacy, Workforce
Development, and Affiliate Member Services.
Education
Chevron Corporation
Lockheed Martin
Lucent Technologies Foundation
Marathon Oil Corporation
Rockwell Automation
State Farm Insurance Companies
Toyota Motor Corporation
Verizon Communications, Inc.
Housing and Wealth Building
The Allstate Corporation
Chase Home Finance
Countrywide Home Loans, Inc.
E*TRADE Financial
Fannie Mae
Freddie Mac
JPMorgan Chase & Co.
Mortgage Guaranty Insurance Corporation
Wells Fargo & Company
Washington Mutual, Inc.
Health Belrex Inc.
Eli Lilly and Company
Metropolitan Life
Novo Nordisk
Ogilvy Public Relations Worldwide
Pfizer Global
Pharmaceuticals
PepsiCo Foundation
Moveon.org and Organizing for America, SEIU have been twittering today to go to Fox Poll and vote to ban the Flag. |
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